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by BumCake
Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:13 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: time cube. how can you be so stupid as to not understand
Replies: 4
Views: 1050

Re: time cube. how can you be so stupid as to not understand

Holy time cube, that large font gave me a headache. But what in God's name is that fucking chode talking about? "Cubic time cubes?" "Cubic creation wisdom?" "Cubic army of 4 days?" WHAT THE FUCK. Here is my favorite excerpt: "Wikipedia claim that the Time Cube is n...
by BumCake
Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:38 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Proof God exists...with Kirk Cameron!
Replies: 7
Views: 1535

Re: Proof God exists...with Kirk Cameron!

a dick fits perfectly in my vagina. God must really exist!

and if we open a jar of peanut butter, there is no life.

the facts just keep rolling in!
by BumCake
Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:22 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Boners are awesome!
Replies: 24
Views: 2166

Re: Boners are awesome!

Hey Joker, wanna see a magic trick?
by BumCake
Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:16 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Man filmed beating kangaroo!
Replies: 9
Views: 1054

Re: Man filmed beating kangaroo!

Goddammit, Steve Irwin's ghost should come back and wreak mayhem on those uncool dudes. Steve Irwin's ghost should like ascend from a black ocean and he should have an entourage of marine ghosts and dingo ghosts. And they should just do fucked up sexual stuff to those Aussie bastards. Like, borderli...
by BumCake
Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:52 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Boners are awesome!
Replies: 24
Views: 2166

Re: Boners are awesome!

What I wouldn't give for someone to slide their boner down my trachea. It's been a long time.
by BumCake
Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:56 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: nerd fury.
Replies: 6
Views: 919

nerd fury.

When nerds get tattooed it's a very special thing because their pale and pasty skin and indoor lifestyle allow their binary code tattoo to stay crisp. Here are a ton of nerd tattoos that I found: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/2810410920_43e60b6fc3_o.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/2809...
by BumCake
Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: YouTube Gems
Replies: 730
Views: 103837

Re: YouTube Gems

Seven got me into jet blast. We laughed for hours at these morons. Fucking idiots trying to take on the blast of a jet engine. At the beach. This one bitch just totally rolls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAohqnaw_co http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLGsEErWJY&feature=related I love this guy's ...
by BumCake
Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:30 am
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Jurassic Fight Club
Replies: 8
Views: 1603

Re: Jurassic Fight Club

Jurassic fight club is perfect for bi bitches cause it releases a lot of sexual tension. Oh shit, perfect idea: dinosaur-themed dildoes. It's perfect! Dinosaurs have a lot of ridges and texture and oddly-shaped bones. The triceratops would translate excellently into a vibrator.
by BumCake
Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:18 am
Forum: food
Topic: the OFFICIAL bacon thread...
Replies: 33
Views: 17743

Re: the OFFICIAL bacon thread...

bacunt. bacina. vacon. cunnilincon. bacilincon. cunnilbaconator. bacuntator.
by BumCake
Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:00 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: while out with Seven tonight...
Replies: 12
Views: 1062

while out with Seven tonight...

...I had an odd experience. Seven, myself, and some friends went to Pechanga resort and casino to see the stand-up comedian Lisa Lampanelli who was playing there. We saw the show and Lisa was wonderfully racist. Seven and myself laughed a lot, but mostly at the shitty opening comics. Anywho, after t...
by BumCake
Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:26 am
Forum: food
Topic: the OFFICIAL bacon thread...
Replies: 33
Views: 17743

Re: the OFFICIAL bacon thread...

oh shit! i noticed that too! except, the bacon background pic doesn't really do the bacon justice. i saw it on myspace and it took me a minute to realise that it was bacon. it doesn't really look like bacon. at first i thought it was a close-up of Seven's happy time bits, but i didn't see any of my ...
by BumCake
Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:01 am
Forum: music
Topic: Soundgarden Reunited!
Replies: 17
Views: 2379

Re: Soundgarden Reunited!

In honor of this thread, I propose you get it on to the smooth stylings of "Ty Cobb" by Soundgarden. :heybaby: The first few seconds of that song is very relaxing. Then all of a sudden, it's mayhem!! But Seven's not into grunge. She told me she hated it. Oh sure, she'll wear the flannel, ...
by BumCake
Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:32 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Jurassic Fight Club
Replies: 8
Views: 1603

Re: Jurassic Fight Club

Jurassic Fight Club is the nerdiest show ever. And I love it. Who doesn't like to watch computer-animated dinosaurs battle it out with eachother in a prehistoric landscape with volcanoes going off in the background? I'm just waiting for some velociraptor to come out and be like, "First rule of ...
by BumCake
Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:17 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Soundgarden Reunited!
Replies: 17
Views: 2379

Re: Soundgarden Reunited!

AAAHAAAAHAA!!! Nice one, JJ.
by BumCake
Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:11 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Funny Names
Replies: 38
Views: 4880

Re: Funny Names

We get a lot of funny names at my work too. The other day, this kid came in and his name was Meesuck Lee. It would have been perfect if his last name was Cok. But there have also been people who just have unfortunate names. This fat kid who came in a couple weeks ago was named Robinhood Gutierrez. H...

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