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by Namblaman
Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1096
Views: 114293

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

I totally had Hugo Chavez.
by Namblaman
Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:34 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 13
Views: 1758

Re: happy new year!

Will you two cut it out? I need your help to find Doctor Douche. He has already been on Earth far too long.
by Namblaman
Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:56 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt!
Replies: 3
Views: 668

Re: Pirates fire on US cruise ship in hijack attempt!

Surely another sign of Douche's increasing power. We must find him and return him to the oblivion of the netherworld as quickly as possible. I may have to skip lunch today.
by Namblaman
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1096
Views: 114293

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

I would play this game, but feel it would be inappropriate to do so since I am privy to the Grim Reaper's day planner.
by Namblaman
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:57 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
Replies: 22
Views: 4431

Re: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!

Mr. Biden, I realize your loss is tremendous, but if it is any consolation, Cool Breeze asked me to tell you that he left his car keys in his underwear drawer at home. He knows how much you love that car, and says you should use it so you don't have to worry about those cramped Amtraks.
by Namblaman
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:52 pm
Forum: SLOTHS!!!
Topic: Heralds! To me!
Replies: 22
Views: 12334

Re: Heralds! To me!

Rob Liefeld, Satan is looking forward to shrinking your feet to the size of raisins and inflating your thighs. Soon, you will be trapped in Hell for eternity. But you obviously know the whereabouts of Doctor Douche. Tell me now, and I will do my best to convince God to allow the Olsen Twins to visi...
by Namblaman
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:50 pm
Forum: bugs!!!
Topic: Problems?
Replies: 10
Views: 7471

Re: Problems?

These errors are surely the work of Doctor Douche. I must return him to his prison in the seventh level of Hell posthaste. In the meantime, I will contact Benjamin Franklin, Nicolai Tesla, Station, and David Faustino's career to assist your obviously deficient webmasters in restoring an acceptable ...
by Namblaman
Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:34 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: I have returned from the realm of the dead
Replies: 0
Views: 1801

I have returned from the realm of the dead

The resurrection of the man known only as Doctor Douche has allowed me to penetrate the celestial sphere and return to the realm of mortals. In life, I engaged in some truly wicked acts, generally involving underage boys, and must pay for these in death by constantly protecting the sanctity of the ...
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:49 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Everybody sing the Namblaman song!
Replies: 1
Views: 606

Everybody sing the Namblaman song!

Namblaman, Namblaman Does whatever NAMBLA can Fucks young boys in the ass Does 'em doggystyle, then smokes some grass Look out! Here comes the Namblaman! Namblaman, Namblaman Friendly neighborhood Namblaman Does he like boys? Listen, bud He likes 'em more than Elmer Fudd Look out! Here comes the Na...
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:26 pm
Forum: food
Topic: what are you eating right now?
Replies: 152
Views: 65284

Re: what are you eating right now?

I believe his name is Timmy. He's too young to make cream sauce, but I'll show him how to later, and he can eat some of mine.
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:24 pm
Forum: video games
Topic: Seven tricks for your Nintendo Wii
Replies: 4
Views: 1929

Re: Seven tricks for your Nintendo Wii

I got a Wii and read enough of the manual to know where to find little boys online so they can play with my Wii. That's a double entendre. I have no interest in beating them at Mario Kart, only at feeling my thick adult cock being serviced by little mouths.
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:22 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: ACLU wins Freedom of Speech case against vynsane.com!
Replies: 3
Views: 562

Re: ACLU wins Freedom of Speech case against vynsane.com!

I figured I'd come back early. It's Friday in Greece, right? And we all know that the physical love between a man and a young boy was not frowned upon in ancient Greece the way prudes today want to frown on it. I'm not doing anything evil. Who here has not watched Diff'rent Strokes and thought, &qu...
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:19 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!
Replies: 208
Views: 23346

Re: FAN'S CHOICE! YOU CHOOSE THE NEXT MODERATOR!

I'm voting for Robin. I loves me some thirteen-year-old Dick!
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:18 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: How about that Obama infomercial?
Replies: 19
Views: 2724

Re: How about that Obama infomercial?

Hey, Sarah, how's it going? You need a babysitter for that youngun of yours? What's his name? Track? Trink? Tripoli? In any case, I'll be glad to deflower--I mean, watch--him on Saturday night while you and Todd go to see a sled race or something.
by Namblaman
Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: comedy
Topic: The Joker... not funny
Replies: 28
Views: 18494

Re: The Joker... not funny

Well, HELLO!

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