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by The Goat
Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:05 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Boardwalk Empire
Replies: 22
Views: 7940

Re: Boardwalk Empire

anarky wrote:Holy fuck, this show is awesome.

If you aren't watching it, get the goat's cock out of your mouth and watch it.


Actually, leave it in for a few more minutes. I am almost finished.
by The Goat
Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:17 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hallo, InsaneJediGirl!
Replies: 16
Views: 4169

Re: Hallo, InsaneJediGirl!

BAAAAAAA!
by The Goat
Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:54 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: 'Goat man' spotted in mountains near Ogden!
Replies: 3
Views: 4046

Re: 'Goat man' spotted in mountains near Ogden!

Fucking poser. I hope one of those lonely sick-fuck hunters decide to rape him then barbecue him.

BAAA!
by The Goat
Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:18 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: happy new year!
Replies: 43
Views: 6022

Re: happy new year!

I am a simple goat, but I will be more than happy to make sweet love to Zaphod's ass.


BAAAAAAAA!!!
by The Goat
Mon May 09, 2011 4:37 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Replies: 5
Views: 1513

Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat

Oh, don't worry, Mr. The Goat. I know all about the way your family tree doesn't branch, as well as the sex change operations and even the more sordid details I'll keep quiet for now, provided you continue to make your payments. We both know Bailey was your aunt... and your cousin, and your grandso...
by The Goat
Mon May 09, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat
Replies: 5
Views: 1513

Re: Man arrested in bra, panties, accused of stabbing goat

If you would have read the...ah...article, you would have seen that it was a male pigmy goat named Bailey. He was my cousin. Just last week he texted me telling me about how he enjoyed playing with that 4 year old kid. Too bad that sick bastard had to take Bailey down. I hope he pooped all over tha...
by The Goat
Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:15 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Oh, Yogi...
Replies: 11
Views: 2332

Re: Oh, Yogi...

anarky wrote:When was the last time I mentioned that it's turning into a real fucking zoo around here?

A real fucking zoo.


You said it, my friend. Baaaa!
by The Goat
Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:25 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Character Christmas Special
Replies: 8
Views: 2257

Re: Character Christmas Special

Baaaaa!!!

by The Goat
Thu May 28, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: wolf shirt
Replies: 41
Views: 4447

Re: wolf shirt

Everyone wants dee wolf shirt. They should buy the Goat Shirt. BAAA!!!
by The Goat
Thu May 28, 2009 4:48 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Definite spam
Replies: 5
Views: 996

Re: Definite spam

The Spamboy Duke wrote:That's not spam! I'll give you spam!

M0rTG@ge!!

:SPAM:


BAAAAA!!!!
by The Goat
Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:29 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Metallica singer Hetfield hospitalized in Sweden
Replies: 1
Views: 734

Re: Metallica singer Hetfield hospitalized in Sweden

The music makes good mosh-pitting, but I don't know about this this Hetfield fellow. I heard a song he sang called "So What" where he said he had sex with a goat and then rammed his cock right down the throat. Now don't get ideas. Please don't stick your rock-n'-roller cock in my stinky g...
by The Goat
Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!
Replies: 12
Views: 6487

Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

The Hoofed and Horned Animal Union of Vynsane will not stand of the Winehouse being compared to one of us. Now, change the comparrison to that of a baboon, or we're going to start a fuckin' goat riot.

BAAAA!!!
by The Goat
Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:39 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Pair accused of assault over Wii Christmas gift
Replies: 2
Views: 883

Re: Pair accused of assault over Wii Christmas gift

jdr3's is better. That's good mosh pitting!

BAAAA!!!
by The Goat
Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:36 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!
Replies: 12
Views: 6487

Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Pardon me, Jargo, but my moose friends were offended by you referring to this Winehouse as a "gap toothed moose". The Moose I know believe they are majestic creatures and request that you change it to "rabid overgrown heroin-addicted Chihuahua". Thank you. p.s. BAAAA!!
by The Goat
Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:31 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: should i stay or should i go?
Replies: 79
Views: 7112

Re: should i stay or should i go?

Ah, Zaphod. Salutations.

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