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by Negative Boy
Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:37 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Quote of the day
Replies: 835
Views: 149520

Re: Quote of the day

"If you ever do that to me again, I'll throw you off this fucking balcony. You're not man enough. I'll break you in half. Like a boy." Oh, man. That's priceless. Like a boy? What the hell does that even mean? Is he a Catholic Priest as well as a Congressman? Michael Grimm has my vote. The...
by Negative Boy
Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:57 am
Forum: music
Topic: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)
Replies: 6
Views: 2842

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Don't forget the Vienna Boys Choir. I'm positive one or more of them been molested by priests in their day. And, if you've been molested by a homosexual, that makes you gay. Those are the rules.
by Negative Boy
Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:20 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Quote of the day
Replies: 835
Views: 149520

Re: Quote of the day

"Going to Africa. Hope I don't get Aids. Just kidding. I'm white!"



I cannot stop laughing at this tweet. I hope nothing bad happens to Justine. Somebody might take it the wrong way...
by Negative Boy
Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
Replies: 4
Views: 2147

Re: Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...

They're so rich, they hire the other Harry Potter actors to perform live porno for their own personal amusement.
by Negative Boy
Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:40 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
Replies: 16
Views: 3855

Re: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball

Ran wrote:What does the fox say?

"Brian Austin Green cant satisfy me in bed. Mike Bay ruined me when I was 15. I need you to choke me with a laundry line while you're fucking me in the ass until I pass out."
by Negative Boy
Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:25 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
Replies: 60
Views: 12827

Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)

I used to feel that way. Then last month I got a foot job from Jennifer Hudson backstage at some music awards show. She jacked me off with her feet and I blew my load all over her face.

Feet are nice.
by Negative Boy
Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:02 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: You suck at insulting people!
Replies: 49
Views: 9951

Re: You suck at insulting people!

If you were rich, you'd probably have a Latina come over and clean your house.
by Negative Boy
Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: rants/raves
Topic: The co-ed restrooms here at vynsane
Replies: 7
Views: 4170

Re: The co-ed restrooms here at vynsane

Emma Watson has a tight vagina.
by Negative Boy
Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:51 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball
Replies: 16
Views: 3855

Re: Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball

Who will be the next President of the United States?
by Negative Boy
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:51 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: HULK SMASH
Replies: 4
Views: 3578

Re: HULK SMASH

A belated congratulations to you, Hulkslittlegreenman, on getting cast as Batman in the new movie.

What? That wasn't you?

I must be thinking of some other gigantic penis.
by Negative Boy
Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:59 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: i would like to write slashfic
Replies: 2
Views: 1326

Re: i would like to write slashfic

Governor Chris Christie spooned up behind Captain America. He reached around and gently cupped Cap's gigantic balls. "I figured these would've been drained dry by now. How are they so huge?" asked Chris, nuzzling Cap's neck. "I come from WWII. We don't do tiny balls." said Cap &...
by Negative Boy
Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:52 pm
Forum: video games
Topic: I HAT 2 BE THE 1 TO POOP IN CLASS
Replies: 2
Views: 1835

Re: I HAT 2 BE THE 1 TO POOP IN CLASS

Flantdig, I hope you get painful, explosive diarrhea. The kind that feels like somebody stuffed your asshole with firecrackers and lit a short fuse.

The I hope somebody tells you pouring lye in your gaping ass wound will make the pain go away. And that you believe them.
by Negative Boy
Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:11 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: All right....
Replies: 12
Views: 2181

Re: All right....

It's not 'All right'

It's 'Alright'




Jackass.
by Negative Boy
Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:22 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: This Generation's Star Wars
Replies: 22
Views: 4351

Re: This Generation's Star Wars

Much like none of us know what Beatlemania was actually like. Or the euphoria of the Moon Landing in real time. At which point I recall JJReason grumbling something under his breath along the lines of "Those damn hippie Limey punks." or somesuch and then turning back to cranking his Victr...
by Negative Boy
Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Answer honestly
Replies: 47
Views: 10036

Re: Answer honestly

Even Philo T. Farnsworth has upgrade at this point.

Do you play your Coleco on that shit?

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