No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby Ran » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:11 am

kidhuman wrote:Dr. Pepper sucks anyway.


Yes it does.

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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby Diabolical » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:30 am

Only pedophiles hate Dr. Pepper.
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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby unlimitedpudding » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:14 pm

Dr. Pepper tastes like a cross between cough syrup and whale jizz. Only people who buy stuff from Billy Mays' late night infomercials drink it. He doesn't have a soul.

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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby Billy Mays » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:06 pm

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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby Vince Offer » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:38 pm

Mays, I am gonna fuckin' cut ya dick off.
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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:10 am

Happy Birthday, Billy Mays!!!!
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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby anarky » Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:57 am

You can now find Chinese Democracy for a buck in almost any Dollar Tree in the country. If not, Big Lots has it for the much higher price of $5, but it looks like it's about $3 on Amazon and eligible for free shipping.

Sad, really. It's not a particularly good album, but it's not awful, either. He may outright suck compared to Izzy or Gilby, and Chinese Democracy doesn't have the "so bad it's awesome" level of sheer corniness that Duff's first album had, but Axl essentially put out a better solo album than any of Slash's (aside from his live album, which doesn't really count because it's about 1/2 GNR tunes).
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Re: No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:25 am

I think I borrowed a copy from my roommate and put it in my iTunes when it first got released. But honestly, it's so unnoteworthy I can't remember. The album will forever be remembered for NOT getting released, and not for eventually getting released.
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