Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

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Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Newsbot » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:01 pm

Los Angeles (E! Online) – Turns out, it wasn't Amy Winehouse that was no good—it was her marriage.

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The Grammy winner's hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, has instructed his attorney to begin divorce proceedings against his wife, citing the singer's alleged infidelity as the reason behind his decision to file.

Fielder-Civil's lawyer, Henri Brandman, made the long-time coming announcement over the weekend, and while neither Winehouse nor her rep has commented on the pending action, the cleaned-up—and by the sounds of it, loved-up—singer did have plenty to say about her marriage.

Or at least what's left of it.

In a surprisingly candid interview with the News of the World Sunday, the 25-year-old, who is currently vacationing in St. Lucia, revealed that she has "finally escaped from hell," is off of drugs for good and—here's where grounds for divorce likely come in—"in love again."

Winehouse has been snapped all week with 21-year-old Josh Bowman, a fellow Brit she apparently met at her resort and who has seemingly inspired her to declare, "I don't think I'm ever going home."

"He couldn't be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing," she told the paper of her new beau, before going on to dish out a little bit too much information.

"We just had sex…can't you tell?"

As for her once-beloved Blake Incarcerated, Winehouse said she would "deal with Blake when I get back."

"I don't know what's going on with us now and for the time being I've just forgotten I'm even married...But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs. So being with someone like Josh is much better for me."

Whether he proves as good for half of her multimillion-dollar estate remains to be seen.

So, you're telling me at least two people are fucked-up enough to sleep with this... thing?
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Jargo » Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:23 am

the filthy whoreskank thing formerly known as Amy Winehouse is a complete joke. anyone that willingly goes within fourty feet of it is in my opinion ready to be destroyed for the good of mankind and pestilence control.

the gap toothed moose needs putting out of her misery and should be buried in a concrete tomb at the bottom of the atlantic trench.
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby The Goat » Tue Jan 13, 2009 12:36 pm

Pardon me, Jargo, but my moose friends were offended by you referring to this Winehouse as a "gap toothed moose". The Moose I know believe they are majestic creatures and request that you change it to "rabid overgrown heroin-addicted Chihuahua". Thank you.








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Postby Jargo » Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:50 pm

Mooses are not high on my list of creatures to avoid offending. rabid overgrown heroin-addicted Chihuahua is not really a fitting comparison either. Mrs. Winowhore I'm afraid to say does indeed resemble a moose. facially at least. her voice has similar tonal qualities to Mooses as well. And physically she has the same spindly limbs as an elderly moose is wont to have.

I can not find it within me to apologise when the comparison clearly works so well. :|
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Postby The Goat » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:30 pm

The Hoofed and Horned Animal Union of Vynsane will not stand of the Winehouse being compared to one of us. Now, change the comparrison to that of a baboon, or we're going to start a fuckin' goat riot.

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Postby Jargo » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:00 pm

I found this image of Mrs. Winowhore which hasn't been photoshopped like all the other press images. Clearly showing that I was mistaken in calling her a Moose when in fact she is instead a Proboscis monkey.
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby anarky » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:17 pm

You want to know what's really sad?

She's actually hotter now that she's been decomposing for a long time.
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:23 pm

Ha ha! I thought the husband was filing for divorce years after she died.
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Zaphod » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:49 pm

i wouldn't have done amy winehouse in a million years, and i jack myself off to sleep while thinking of bea arthur all the time.

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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:02 pm

Zaphod, are you Wade Wilson?
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby anarky » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:10 am

I think Zaphod once mentioned his shoes, which would imply he has feet that are not just poorly-sketched triangles, and therefore he cannot be Wade Wilson.
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Re: Winehouse Hubby Plots Divorce, Blames Adultery!!

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Dec 26, 2015 4:13 am

I sincerely hope there's a "no feet" joke in the movie.
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