I AM OUTRAGED!!!

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I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby CyrusFan96 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:09 pm

why is everyone hating on miley this morning?

the woman is an artist! she is so much better than anyone else whose ever been on mtv, like snooki or j-wow or the teen moms or that stupid cartoon with the two dumb guys who laughed a lot at stuff.

someone told me mtv used to show music, but i know that is all made up, but now they show music! miley is the future! i want to go all lezzie for her!!

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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby jjreason » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:41 pm

I'm engorged.
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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby Senor Assbutt » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:05 pm

Bravo to Miley Cyrus, the lovely gringa who has clearly freed her ass from the anal tyranny! Bravo, I say! Bravo! Bravo!

No, really, I want the Bravo Taco Combo, Paco. Hurry up or no tip!
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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby Ran » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:15 am

I just watched the Miley Cyrus thing from last night. She needs a haircut, a pair of trousers, and needs to keep her tongue in her mouth.

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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby Jargo » Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:07 pm

Dolly Parton is Miley's godmother for real real not just for play play. Dolly really does do charity work after all!
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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby shroba fett » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:05 pm

Miley Cyrus gives me funny tingly feelings in my peen. I want to touch it, but mom says that's dirty, so I just do jumping jacks until I'm too tired to so anything naughty with my weener.
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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby anarky » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:21 pm

Jargo wrote:Dolly Parton is Miley's godmother for real real not just for play play. Dolly really does do charity work after all!

Even Dolly can't be perfect.

Hmm, I wonder if there are nudie pics of her from about thirty years ago.... Or maybe a sex tape with Kenny Rogers. That would be awesome. Not only is Dolly Parton awesome and the owner of the biggest natural tits in history (without going into "eww, that's actually kinda gross" territory), but there's not a straight man or lesbian who wouldn't switch teams for Kenny Rogers. (Especially if he made roasted chicken afterward.)
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Re: I AM OUTRAGED!!!

Postby Jargo » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:22 pm

Dolly's tits aint all natural these days. She had 'em reduced because of back problems but folks didn't like the trimmed down look and neither did her hubby, so she had implants to make 'em big and bouncy again.
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