The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

uh, y'know, the sounds that sound good together... sometimes... and sometimes sounds like the disgusting "squish squish" sound Slicker's mom makes whenever she walks

Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17248
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby anarky » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:31 am

Thought it'd be fucking hilarious to piss off my super religious family with 12 songs, all by outed homosexuals (or bisexuals). Can't come up with 12, though.

Wham: Last Christmas
Queen: Thank God It's Christmas
Joan Jett: Little Drummer Boy
Rob Halford: any of a number
Indigo Girls: I know they had a Christmas album
Erasure: pretty sure they do too

And I'm stuck. Probably missing something obvious.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

User avatar
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 7504
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby jjreason » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:55 am

Elton John? Boy George & George Michael appeared together on Do They Know it's Christmas? with umpteen other presumed persons of gaety.
"Something inside me....."

User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3567
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: Tugging on my weenis

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:48 am

This List will get you a tad closer to your goal. There's some overlap with yours.

And Clay Aiken has probably done some Christmas song somewhere. At some point.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
Image

User avatar
Negative Boy
knightrider
Posts: 358
Joined: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:21 pm
Contact:

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby Negative Boy » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:57 am

Don't forget the Vienna Boys Choir. I'm positive one or more of them been molested by priests in their day. And, if you've been molested by a homosexual, that makes you gay. Those are the rules.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!

Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!

User avatar
Rollo Tornassi
bacon
Posts: 62
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:37 pm
Location: Earth-2(where history is slightly different)

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby Rollo Tornassi » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:03 am

The Westboro Baptist Church put out a lovely Christmas Album a few years ago, and their congregation almost exclusively LGBT.












What? Oh that's not how it is on your Earth? Oh, that's too bad.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"

User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17248
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby anarky » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:44 am

Damn, how'd I skip Elton? He's the one who inspired this!
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

User avatar
Jargo
christopher walken
Posts: 912
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:45 am
Location: Caitlin Jenner's discarded ballsack
Contact:

Re: The 12 Gays of Christmas (wait, not what it sounds like)

Postby Jargo » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:53 pm

:shock: Wow.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!


Return to “music”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest