The Joker... not funny

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The Joker... not funny

Postby Batman » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:57 pm

Citizens, please be on the lookout for the Joker. He can be identified by the white makeup... which covers his moustache. He is likely to be attempting to rob the Gotham National Bank. If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself... as he may do something truly despicable and heinous, maybe as bad as tying you to a chair and leaving you in a warehouse. Instead, contact Commissioner Gordon, or simply shout my name; provided it is during the daytime and I am not... in bed... I shall hear you and rush to the rescue in my handy-dandy... Batmobile just as soon as I ensure my safety belt is securely fastened.
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Postby Robin » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:09 am

Holy headlines, Batman! The Joker is bad news.

When you think, Batman, with that supercrook hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police!

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Postby jjreason » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:51 pm

Man, I LOVE comics - and can suspend my disbelief faster than anyone I know..... but you guys are gay.
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Postby kidhuman » Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:39 am

I saw him Batman, he was having his way with Bat-girl just a few days ago. She seemed to be enjoying it as the Riddler was tappin that ass too.
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Postby Robin » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:20 pm

Sorry citizen jjreason, but Batman and I won't be happy or gay until after we catch the Joker and rid vynsane.com of Action On-line evil-doers!

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Postby Batman » Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:45 pm

Well said, old chum. There will be plenty of time for being gay once justice is served.
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Postby Robin » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:23 pm

Golly, Batman. That Bizarro The Grin fellow looks awfully suspicious! Wait, the Joker grins, and is very bizarre! Holy masquerading menace! Could it be?

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Postby Robin » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:23 pm

mabudon wrote:THIS is fucked right up, eh fellows??


Holy tool in the tokhes, Batman! Its a good thing the authorities got this sick-o off the street and back behind bars where he belongs. He's not the Joker, but is still a menace to society.

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Postby Batman » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:37 pm

Indeed... old chum. I cannot even begin to think of what terror that screwdriver-wielding naked madman would have unleashed at the... Gotham National Bank. And I feel you may be onto something regarding this Bizarro The Grin. We should keep a close eye on him. If nothing else, he seems to revel in sodomy, which, as we were taught in Boy Scouts, is an affront to God and nature, not to mention illegal in most states.
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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:50 pm

i'M NOT THE jOKER, BUT i FUCKED YOUR DADDY IN A hOLIDAY iNN eXPRESS LAST NIGHT.

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Postby Batman » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:26 pm

Bizarro The Grin wrote:i'M NOT THE jOKER, BUT i FUCKED YOUR DADDY IN A hOLIDAY iNN eXPRESS LAST NIGHT.

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A-ha. That would not only be... sodomy, but also... necrophilia, both of which are crimes, not to mention just plain gross. Robin and I will have to bring you to justice.

Robin, old chum, we must step up surveillance at the Gotham National Bank. With so many treacherous evildoers about, the bank is certain to be in jeopardy. If you see the Joker, Bizarro The Grin, or any Romulans, be certain to alert me to their presence on the Bat-Radio.
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Postby Robin » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:27 pm

Roger and Wilco, Batman!

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Postby JimJabMonds » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:36 pm

I think he's funny. Did you read that one book where he shot Batgirl and then did her and took pictures to show her dad? I'd like the balls to do that. That's comedy right there, that is.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:13 pm

The Joker got his ass beat by Hush, then ran off to recuperate with some diseased midgets, who both died. Then he trained a bunch of birds and came back to whup ass on Hush again before getting sidetracked into dealing the not so dead Jason"Redbird" Todd. They both blew up at the exact same moment Infinite Crisis was jumping forward one year. Then he got shot in the face by a Batman impostor. point blank. with a real gun (as real as comic book guns can be anyway).

Jack "Joker" Riepan is NOT having a good resurgence in the funny books.
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Postby anarky » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:56 am

Oh, I dunno, Bruce. Remember "The Laughing Fish" episode from the Animated Series? Where Harley becomes the first person in kiddie TV history to have an allergic reaction and blow chunks? That episode was pretty damned funny.
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