The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby UKWildcat » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:13 am

I want a mother fucking Deuce!!!!

I went by both Target and WM today in hopes to find one but neither had a Deuce. :mad:
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Diabolical » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:15 am

I'm still searching too man.
I saw him once but didn't have enough cash on me at the moment.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby anarky » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:05 am

Shit, I saw two today. My apologies.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Twiki » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:42 pm

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I don't see what all the fuss is about.  Sure, he's a robot.  But is he a robot from the future?  No.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Zero » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:44 pm

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I don't see what all the fuss is about.  Sure, he's a robot.  But is he a robot from the future?  No.



YOU'RE A COCK GOBBLER FROM THE FUTURE.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™

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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Twiki » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:47 pm

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I don't see what all the fuss is about.  Sure, he's a robot.  But is he a robot from the future?  No.



YOU'RE A COCK GOBBLER FROM THE FUTURE.




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What is your fucking problem?  And why haven't you been banned yet?  If accessory to murder didn't stick, I'm sure there's some sort of insensitive douchebag statute that you're violating.

Asshole.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Zero » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:51 pm

YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF THE "I'M NOT A BIG PUSSY WANK ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE" STATUTE.

ASSCLOWN. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SHOW THAT SUCKED YOU WERE ON? BUTTFUCK ROGERS?
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Twiki » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:53 pm

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At least I wasn't created by Rob Liefeld, shitburger.

You have a giant orgasm on your face.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Zero » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:56 pm

YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING THE LIEFELD CARD? THAT'S BRAVE, CONSIDERING

YOU'RE FROM THE 70'S! IF I WERE INVENTED IN THE 70'S I'D PROBABLY KILL MYSELF.

SO SHOULD YOU. AND YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A PENIS. COINCIDENCE?
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Twiki » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:59 pm

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Fuck you, you dick.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Zero » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:03 pm

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Fuck you, you dick.




WHAT, WITH YOUR PENIS SHAPED SKULL? AND WHAT'S WITH THE GIANT SIMON SAYS HANGING AROUND YOUR NECK? ARE YOU THE GAY FUTURE ROBOT VERSION OF FLAVA-FLAV?

YOU SUCK SIX DIFFERENT WAYS FROM SUNDAY, DOUCHEDROID.
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Ran » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:32 pm

Nothing like a good robot fight to start the weekend.

After a trip to Target today, I now have a 2-1B in my possession.

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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby jjreason » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:19 pm

Yep, I'm deucey today as well. :frus: < zat is me, beating mah meat to ze picture on ze deuce's package....
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby mabudon » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:49 pm

Elf literally threw my brand-new Deuce at the FLOOR today claiming he was not equal to the POTF2 version... several tense moments ensued :mabs:
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Re: The mother fucking Deuce is loose ! ! !

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:58 pm

mabudon wrote:Elf literally threw my brand-new Deuce at the FLOOR today claiming he was not equal to the POTF2 version... several tense moments ensued :mabs:

Hell, I know she's cool to you in lots of other ways, but I hope you leave her for that.





Not really. But hopefully she realizes the EXTREME error of her ways.
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