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Hey, Grover

Postby anarky » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:58 pm

There is a fly in my soup.
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby Grover » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:08 pm

There is a FLY in your soup? In this establishment? I shall do something about it instantaneously sir! Yes sir! A FLY in your soup. I shall take care of that yes. A fly in your soup. Are you sure it was a fly? And not a noodle or maybe a piece of hair? Let me see. I am looking IN the soup sir. I do not see a fly IN the soup...
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby anarky » Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:53 am

It was not a fly, after all.

It was a hair.

A PUBIC hair.

A BLUE PUBIC hair.
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby Grover » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:10 am

So.
You can't tell the difference between an insect and a pube?

Sounds like you need an optometrist.

Do I look like an $&#%ing optometrist to you? Bitch.

But if we're talking about blue hair in your soup, I'd ask Aunt Harriet.
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby Mrs Funtime » Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:19 am

Oh, that Harriet! Forever leaving her blue pubes on all manner of foodstuffs. I wouldn't eat that soup if I were you, anarky.

But ask Harriet if she has any of her pecan brownie bars. Those are absolutely divine. Just hurry, because they always go fast; it seems her clients enjoy eating them after going down on her to get the taste of rot out of their mouths.

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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby anarky » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:24 am

I'm allergic to pecans. :(
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby Swedish Chef » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:27 am

If ÿoo hávee der alürjic reeaaktîon
I vîl stabee yøo wif der Epineffrëë!!!

Børk! Børk!
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby anarky » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:31 am

Wow, I thought all the characters left. Or Diabolical kicked them all in the nuts and they stopped posting.
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Re: Hey, Grover

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:44 pm

Hey Grover!! Grover Five!!

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