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Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Newsbot » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:39 am

TORONTO (Reuters) - For actor Nicolas Cage, making the new thriller movie "Trespass" hit close to home.

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Cage said the ordeal ended after he talked the man out of the house and police arrived. He did not press charges, as the man had mental problems, but Cage, who now lives in Nassau, Bahamas, said he could not stay in the house after that.

In "Trespass," which is scheduled for release in October, thieves con their way into the opulent mansion where Cage's character lives with his unhappy wife (played by Nicole Kidman) and their daughter.

The family is held for ransom and the movie follows a path of twists and turns as negotiations with the intruders ensue.

Schumacher, who earlier cast Cage in his film "8MM," and Kidman in "Batman Forever," said "Trespass" is also about extremes between the rich and the poor in America.

"It's a class warfare movie too, about the haves and the have-nots."

The diamond-dealing Cage character and one of the invaders are two versions of the same man, in that they have both "overreached to have their share of what used to be called 'The American Dream,'" Schumacher said.

Has anyone seen Bizzaro the Grin lately? It seems like Mr. Cage may have left out part of the story.
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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:44 am

Some people call this news.

Nic Cage calls it Thursday.
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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby anarky » Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:51 am

I love the explanation of "Fudgesicle" in the article.

I was hoping Trespass was a remake of the old movie, maybe with Cage playing Ice Cube's role.
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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Ran » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:37 pm

Makes you wonder if this story will influence the sales of Fudgesicles.

While I'm not against naked people eating frozen treats, I just would choose a better celebrity.

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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:13 pm

If we get to choose which naked person is eating the fudgcicle, I wouldn't choose a dude.

I'd choose that hot Asian chick we're hiring to replace Newsbot.

(I bet if you googled naked asian chick eating fudgcicle...)
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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby vynsane » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:49 am

i think the newsbot articles and subsequent comments should be another 'inane prattle' staple.
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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Diabolical » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:39 am

Nicolas Cage is a liar.
First he says the guy is naked, then he says the guy was wearing a leather jacket (meaning the guy wasn't naked - he was wearing a jacket).
So, which is it, Cage?

Fuck you Nicolas Cage.







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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Ran » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:18 am

As Newsbot mentioned, I fully expect a certain father lover being involved.

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Re: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

Postby Jargo » Thu May 03, 2012 12:22 pm

Nicholas Cage looks permanently startled. His intruder was probably hoping for a different facial expression. Sadly disappointed then.
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