Don't Manscape...

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Don't Manscape...

Postby Mister Roboto » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:32 pm

...with a full erection. I know it may seem like a good idea because it gives you access to more area.
But if you nick it with the blade--

Soooo much blood. So much blood.

So much blood. Oh mugs. You have NO IDEA.

Oh. Mi. Gawd.

So much bluhh--__
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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:33 pm

Oh mugs?

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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby unlimitedpudding » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:15 am

i hope you had a Shamwow handy.

and maybe a schticky, too to clean up any stray hairs.

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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:53 am

Roboto has pubes?
I thought he was a robot.
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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby anarky » Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:46 am

No, he is the modern man (secret, secret, he's got a secret) with parts made in Japan.
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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby jjreason » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:07 am

Why in the fuck did no one ever tell me that Gowan used to be in Styx?
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Re: Don't Manscape...

Postby Jargo » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:11 pm

When I manscape I get a boner because it's like so arousing. The scritch scritch of a razor on my nuts is heavenly. Oh yes it is. Mmm mmmm mmm. :heybaby:
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