Ron Jeremy: Romney is a ‘good man’

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Ron Jeremy: Romney is a ‘good man’

Postby Newsbot » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:57 pm

JERUSALEM—Mitt Romney earned praise from an unlikely source over the weekend: Adult film star Ron Jeremy, who called the presumptive Republican nominee "a good man."

In an interview with the Boston Herald, Jeremy said he's voting for President Barack Obama in November. But he told the paper he still gives Romney "credit."
"I think he means well, I think he's a good man," Jeremy told the Herald. "I think the fact that he's such an amazing father proves a lot. I give him a lot of credit. He's raised some good sons. When a man is a really, really good father, that's very important… It's a good race."

Wait a second. If I'm quoting the Boston Herald, why is this article from Jerusalem?
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Re: Ron Jeremy: Romney is a ‘good man’

Postby Negative Boy » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:11 pm

So a gay Jew was quoted by a Catholic Newspaper that he thinks the Mormon is a nice fellow, but he's still voting for the Muslim guy...and you're bitching about geography?

Yes, I consider him gay. He autofellates. So by definition he's a cocksucker, and therefore gay.

And Boston is almost more Catholic than Rome, so their paper by definition is a Catholic paper.
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Re: Ron Jeremy: Romney is a ‘good man’

Postby Jargo » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:15 am

Voting for Ted Danson would be fatal for the US. Barry O'Bama might irritate but he's the safest bet. Barry is quite good at not pissing off everyone he meets. Ted on the other hand has an extra foot permanently lodged in his stupid trap.
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Re: Ron Jeremy: Romney is a ‘good man’

Postby Ran » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:51 pm

I heard something that made total sense of why Romney keeps saying stupid stuff. He's a billionaire, so he is used to people kissing his ass. In order to get votes, he has to kiss everyone's ass and he just doesn't know how to do that.


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