North Korea discovers ancient unicorn lair

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North Korea discovers ancient unicorn lair

Postby Newsbot » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:01 pm

Breaking news out of North Korea....

The government's official news agency has reported that archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair belonging to King Tongmyong, the founder of the ancient Korean kingdom of Koguryo. The one-horned hideout, which the "scientists" say dates back to A.D. 1392, was "a relief palace for King Tongmyong [and] the lair of his unicorn." The site, located just 220 yards from a temple in Pyongyang, was marked with a rock that said "Unicorn Lair."

It is a good thing the ancient Korean people clearly labeled the Unicorn Lair so that 600+ years later, it was easy to find.
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Re: North Korea discovers ancient unicorn lair

Postby Tom Foolery » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:09 pm

It was discovered not far from the liopleurodon lair.

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