Breaking news out of North Korea....
The government's official news agency has reported that archaeologists have discovered a unicorn lair belonging to King Tongmyong, the founder of the ancient Korean kingdom of Koguryo. The one-horned hideout, which the "scientists" say dates back to A.D. 1392, was "a relief palace for King Tongmyong [and] the lair of his unicorn." The site, located just 220 yards from a temple in Pyongyang, was marked with a rock that said "Unicorn Lair."
It is a good thing the ancient Korean people clearly labeled the Unicorn Lair so that 600+ years later, it was easy to find.
Putting the broad back into broadcasting.