Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suck

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Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suck

Postby Newsbot » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:20 pm

Here it is, the best thing to come out of Toronto since this picture of Rob Ford drunk. A mall Christmas market Santa traumatizing the very first child on line to meet him.

"He said, ‘Oh, you're wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs tuque, you shouldn't be wearing that, they suck.' At that point, I took my son and told him we should go, Santa isn't being very good today."

Trent said her son was inconsolable and cried all the way home to Mississauga.

Santa was later fired, and the child told that Santa was just "having a bad day," so he's not going to lose his faith. But it'll soon be time to stop shielding this kid from the world. I know his parents want to keep up the illusion, to keep a little bit of magic in his life, but eventually he'll grow too old to believe. He'll be teased at school and mocked by his friends for his naivety, so maybe the time has come to put away childish things. Sooner or later, he's going to have to hear the truth: the Leafs do suck.
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Re: Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suc

Postby Ran » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:21 pm

That's funny. I thought jjreason's kids were older than that.

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Re: Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suc

Postby jjreason » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:55 pm

The day either of my kids wears a Leafs toque is the day I stop providing food for them. And possibly shelter.
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Re: Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suc

Postby Ran » Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:20 pm

Oh. Are you a Wings fan? Its Mabs that is the Leafs fan.

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Re: Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suc

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:37 am

Honestly, how would a three year old know if the Leafs suck or not? The NHL hasn't played a game since the kid was born have they?
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Re: Santa Fired For Telling A 3-Year-Old The Maple Leafs Suc

Postby jjreason » Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:18 pm

Yep Red Wings here, and I have no fear of rooting for the Sabres either :)
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