We must kill...

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We must kill...

Postby anarky » Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:54 pm

...every fucking asshole who embeds an automatically-playing video ad in a web page.

They all suck, but the worst are the ones they keep replaying, no matter how many times you stop them.

Actually, I take that back. The worst are the ones that are so far down the page you don't see them, especially when your volume is almost as low as it can go, and suddenly your laptop starts buzzing, and it takes you about a minute to figure out that it's audio from a video.

These assholes need some gorilla buttfucking on their way into the rocket that will send them to the moon without a spacesuit, where they will painfully decompress and spread gorilla sperm into the cosmos.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

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Re: We must kill...

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:06 am

Smart advertisers realize thats a virtual guarantee to NOT get to me to buy their product, whatever it may be.
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Re: We must kill...

Postby Ran » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:11 am

I'm all for it, but where are we going to get a gorilla?

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Re: We must kill...

Postby BurgerKingInDaUSA! » Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:48 pm

I don't know. Maybe you can steal a gorilla from the same place you stole my avatar, asshole! :lol:

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Re: We must kill...

Postby Geoff Peterson » Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:51 am

Careful, you'll wake up the censor.

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