BOO! I am The Phantom ManAss!!!!

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The Phantom ManAss
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BOO! I am The Phantom ManAss!!!!

Postby The Phantom ManAss » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:53 pm

I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL!!!! (to fart.)
Here is my apprentice, Darth Turdanus. He will find your lost shit.

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Postby jjreason » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:24 am

Good. We'll all be sure to hold you down and fart on your face then, as soon as the bill is passed.
"Something inside me....."

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Postby Perpantor » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:28 pm

BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT LEGAL IF I SEND THIS MINION TO DESTROY YOU?

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THIS I COMMAND!!
Road construction!! Woo!!!

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:30 pm

It's Barney if Barney was PMSing...


and turned into a playground ride. It's more annoying than menacing.





Sort of like the douche that's making everything purple around here...
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie

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Postby Zero » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:26 pm

BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA-LACKA BOOM
BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA-LACKA BOOM
BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA BOOM BOOM


IT WAS A NIGHT LIKE THIS
FORTY MILLION YEARS AGO

I LIT A CIGARETTE
PICKED UP A MONKEY SKULL TO GO

THE SUN WAS SPITTING FIRE
THE SKY WAS BLUE AS ICE

I FELT A LITTLE TIRED SO I WATCHED "MIAMI VICE"

I WALKED A DINOSAUR
I WALKED A DINOSAUR!

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA-LACKA BOOM
BOOM BOOM ACKA-LACKA BOOM BOOM
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™

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Postby GNT » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:45 pm

Its like it never existed,wouldn't we all like that?:)

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Re: BOO! I am The Phantom ManAss!!!!

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:50 pm

I'm bumping this for no reason.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"


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