What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Tue Oct 31, 2017 12:12 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:I
Is anti-communism still a thing? I didn’t think this was the 1950s anymore.


Um...Fox News.

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby anarky » Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:38 am

More like "Fucks News," amirite?
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby vynsane » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:07 am

Cuck's News?
Life is short. STUNT IT!

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Sat Nov 04, 2017 2:46 pm

Duck's News?

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Dug's News?
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:18 am

Doug’s shoes?
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:40 pm

Doug's shrews?

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:15 am

There has been some commercial for a new Bruce Willis movie on TV recently. After about the 5th or 6th time, I realized it is for a remake of Death Wish.

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:59 am

Bruce shoulda rocked the 70s style Bronson haircut and ‘stache for the movie.
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Postby Diabolical » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:34 am

70s style Bronson wig.
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:04 pm

Yes, an awful wig that keeps moving on him as well a mustache that he keeps having to adjust.

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Diabolical » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:01 am

And keeps changing color/style between scenes and even between the occasional shot.
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Ran » Thu May 03, 2018 10:54 am

https://www.robinhood.movie/

It is called "Robin Hood", but it looks like Assasin's Creed meets Lord of the Rings.

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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Tom Foolery » Thu May 03, 2018 11:33 am

Is Ben Mendelsohn just the bad guy in everything now?
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Re: What's up with the pathetic remakes of shit

Postby Diabolical » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:42 am

Not quite a remake, bit they are making a live action, teenage Dora the Explorer movie, where she goes to high school.

Honestly, I saw the pic and though it was a porn parody.
Then I read about it and saw that the girl staring as Dora is only 17.
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