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Postby Double_G » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:28 pm

How could anything that involves Emma Watson be gay?

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Postby Antropov » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:28 pm

I would gladly pee in her butt.
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Postby Diabolical » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:22 pm

I didn't think she was anything special until she was on Conan O'Brien recently.


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Postby anarky » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:07 am

By the time Deathly Hallows comes out, she should be around 19-22.

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Postby jjreason » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:32 am

Even showing that picture is ALL WRONG you pervs (wait, was I the one who posted the pic of the action figure and called it sexy? Nevermind then).

I finally saw this the other night, and it was okay. The final battle between the wizards at the Ministry was tight - it actually looked like violence instead of fencing this time. I would have done Sirius' swansong a bit differently, however - that whole "everything goes quiet with music" bit has run it's course.
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Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:31 pm

I saw OOTP in 3D a few days ago. It was a little bit blurred (not sure if it was me, the glasses, or the screen) but it was pretty cool. Basically it went from when they left Hogwarts on the Thestrals (really awesome in 3D) to when Harry was back in his room. Most of it was done well, but all the running around and shaking camera stuff almost made me sick. :oops:
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Postby jjreason » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:21 am

Helena Bonham Carter IS Bellatrix Lestrange. I swear to God, her face with Cruella de Ville hair is exactly what I envisioned when I read about her for the first time. 8)

Remember her as Ophelia in Hamlet? Jesus, that's what I was thinking of when I first heard "Roses" by OUTKast (Crazy Bitch, Stupid-ass bitch - that part near the end there). :P
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Re: No Harry Potter thread here?

Postby The Owl » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:49 pm

You know why the "Harry Potter" movies sucked? Because I wasn't in them. I should've been the fucking owl, but noooo....they gave the part to that other fucktard. JK Rowling can suck my owl cock.
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Re: No Harry Potter thread here?

Postby Double_G » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:56 pm

The Owl??? At least you're more interesting than the cow, the goat and the giraffe.
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Re: No Harry Potter thread here?

Postby Giraffe » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:58 pm

Double_G wrote:The Owl??? At least you're more interesting than the cow, the goat and the giraffe.

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Re: No Harry Potter thread here?

Postby The Cow » Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:46 pm

MOOOOOOOOO!!

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Re: No Harry Potter thread here?

Postby Double_G » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:27 pm

Watch out, cow. There's a velociraptor around here.
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Pot-growing 'Potter' actor gets community service!

Postby Newsbot » Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:08 pm

LONDON – A judge has sentenced a cast member of the "Harry Potter" films to 120 hours of community service for growing marijuana.

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Twenty-year-old Jamie Waylett, who plays school bully Vincent Crabbe in the magical movie franchise, pleaded guilty to producing the drug at a court hearing last week.

Prosecutors say police found 10 marijuana plants growing in a bedroom at Waylett's mother's London house.

Producing cannabis carries a maximum 14-year sentence. Judge Timothy Workman said Tuesday that he accepted the cultivation was on a small scale and for Waylett's own use.

He said the actor had been, "until now, a man of good character."

Waylett has returned to the set of the final Harry Potter film, where it is reported that Rupert Grint has already attempted to convert him to Christianity seven times since breakfast.
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Postby vynsane » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:09 pm

i can't wait until hermione's coked-out years...
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Postby jjreason » Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:07 pm

:grillmarks: all over again?
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