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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby Ran » Tue May 26, 2009 11:34 am

Its a shame the Battle Beyond the Stars DVD is out of print.

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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby Jargo » Tue May 26, 2009 12:29 pm

i watched titan ae recently and can't remember a damn thing about it. woo. even starship troopers 3 was better and that's going some.
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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby anarky » Tue May 26, 2009 12:36 pm

Titan AE was nicely rendered, but that's literally all it had going for it. Janeane Garofalo as a Chewbacca-like kangaroo is probably the single worst example of casting ever.
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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby vynsane » Tue May 26, 2009 1:10 pm

there was a starship troopers 3??? wow... even i didn't know about that one.
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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby Diabolical » Tue May 26, 2009 7:44 pm

vynsane wrote:there was a starship troopers 3??? wow... even i didn't know about that one.
It came out last year, IIRC. They hyped up the fact that Casper Van Dien (?) was back.
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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby Slicker » Wed May 27, 2009 4:45 am

anarky wrote:Titan AE was nicely rendered, but that's literally all it had going for it. Janeane Garofalo as a Chewbacca-like kangaroo is probably the single worst example of casting ever.
I don't know. Ice-T's role in Tank Girl was pretty horrendous...
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Re: Am I the only person alive...

Postby vynsane » Wed May 27, 2009 8:03 am

well, whatever may be "this generation's star wars", i'm willing to bet this new star trek is more like this generation's star trek.
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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:44 am

Star Trek Into Darkness

is the title of the ST sequel due out next summer. Fanboys are already in a tizzy because there's no colon between Trek and Into. Star Trek fans are like Star Wars fans; they will bitch about Everything...

Also, how hilarious is it that Star Trek and Superman both moved from Christmas 2012 release dates to Summer 2013 because they didn't want to compete with The Hobbit(and each other) and now theres gonna be a third Hobbit film in Summer 2013. Ha ha!
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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:38 pm

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Star Trek Into Darkness

is the title of the ST sequel due out next summer. Fanboys are already in a tizzy because there's no colon between Trek and Into. Star Trek fans are like Star Wars fans; they will bitch about Everything...

Also, how hilarious is it that Star Trek and Superman both moved from Christmas 2012 release dates to Summer 2013 because they didn't want to compete with The Hobbit(and each other) and now theres gonna be a third Hobbit film in Summer 2013. Ha ha!

The third Hobbit film is coming in Summer 2014, ya fuck.

An Unexpected Journey - late 2012
The Desolation of Smaug - late 2013
There and Back Again - summer 2014

So Superman and those Star Trek cocklickers will be quite safe from any Hobbitses, precious.
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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby jjreason » Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:33 pm

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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby Tom Foolery » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:40 pm

JJ Abrams is directing Star WARS. Not Star TREK.

The title of this Topic is totally wron--wait. What?
He's doing both?! WTFudge?


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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby jjreason » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:52 pm

There are bound to be stylistic similarities. It's inevitable & and that I won't be able to abide. The fact I won't have seen either of the new Star Treks by the time I see SW7 has no bearing on this post.
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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby Tom Foolery » Fri May 03, 2013 10:14 pm

The uniforms in the new film are considerably more enjoyable.

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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby Mister Roboto » Mon May 13, 2013 10:41 pm

Speaking of Star Trek, here's a fun trivia question!

What popular TV series started out as a popular TV series, then spun off into a long series of feature films, then after several revival TV series in the 90s, finally got a successful reboot a couple years ago with a follow up film on the way?


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Re: JJ Abrams new Star Trek movie...

Postby anarky » Mon May 20, 2013 12:53 am

I'm hearing nothing but bad about this one so far. Well, except for people who judge movies on the amount of explosions and Aerosmith power ballads.
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