X-Men, X-Men Origins, Wolverine, etc.

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Re: X-Men, X-Men Origins, Wolverine, etc.

Postby Tom Foolery » Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:29 pm

Can't say I blame him. Hotcha.
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Postby anarky » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:24 pm

Indeed.
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Postby anarky » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:52 pm

More photos of Miss Lee today, apparently chilling in a mall food court with gal pal Jean. It's like she stepped out of a mid-to-late 200's issue of Uncanny.

Anyone who complains that Bryan Singer's X-Men movies suck should be tied up, dragged out into the street, and... forced to watch X2 until they change their tune. Which ought to be about five minutes into the movie for anyone not suffering from severe mental issues.
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Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:19 am

Deadpool trailer leaked.

Fuck all y'all haters. It looks awesome and 'R' rated and hilarious.
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Postby jjreason » Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:30 pm

That might be the best teaser trailer I've ever seen.
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Postby anarky » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:44 pm

I hate Deadpool.

I hate Ryan Reynolds.

And, yet, this movie looks fucking amazing.
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Postby Diabolical » Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:18 pm

If anyone was born to play a character it's Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool.
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Postby jjreason » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:15 am

Think of the pissing-their-pants levels of laughter they must have enjoyed while coming up with all those zingers - and yes, Reynolds' delivery of them is 100 percent perfect.
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Postby Diabolical » Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:07 pm

http://www.slashfilm.com/x-men-apocalypse-first-look/

Apocalypse looks like shit. So tiny.
Storm looks like the best Storm we've ever seen.
And Psylocke...damn!

Why are they all so purple?

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Postby anarky » Thu Jul 16, 2015 5:19 pm

Apocalypse really does concern me....
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Postby Ran » Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:21 pm

Diabolical wrote:Why are they all so purple?



I was going to say Louie the Lilac, but I think he's a DC character.

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Postby Diabolical » Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:35 pm

Someone almost immediately photoshopped this, which looks so much better.
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Postby anarky » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:14 pm



Holy fuck.

Just holy, holy fuck.

This elicits in me the nerd boner that Star Wars VII isn't producing.
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Postby jjreason » Fri Dec 11, 2015 5:58 pm

Really good. I'm happy they've done so much justice to the franchise with these movies (I know it hasn't been a perfect run, but honestly - pretty good for the most part) - God knows it could've gone the way of FF very easily.
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