rank the disney princesses by fuckability

movies are cool. here is a place to talk about how cool they are. or maybe how much they suck, sometimes. like that fucking piece of shit 'mac and me'. worst fucking movie ever, a two-hour ad for fucking coca-cola.

Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

User avatar
Zaphod
knightrider
Posts: 298
Joined: Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:56 pm
Location: CHESTER A. ARTHUR'S WIFE'S VAGINA... WITH THE VINEGAR, BABY!

rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Zaphod » Thu Feb 18, 2010 6:44 pm

7 belle, she's not bad, but she's a little boring and into bestiality
6 jasmine, gotta love those titties
5 snow white, looks hot but she's got to be loose from fucking those seven dwarfs
4 tiana, for when you want some dark meat
3 cinderella, she knows how to get down on her knees
2 sleeping beauty, i bet you can do her a few dozen times before she gets up
1 the little mermaid, red hair and a coconut bra, i don't care if she looks like a kid and has a scaly pussy

User avatar
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8005
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
Location: barking up the wrong tree
Contact:

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Ran » Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:01 pm

I don't know who Tiana is. Little Mermaid has sea shells, not coconuts. True story: Way back in High School, It was right before Halloween and a friend and I were alking about how much a girl we went to school with looked like the Little Mermaid. Sure enough, on Halloween, she came to school dressed as a mermaid. We laughed our asses off. Yeah, she was a cheerleader and pretty hot.

Sleeping Beauty has a name but I don't know what it is without asking my wife or daughter.

User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17110
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby anarky » Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:23 pm

Tiana's from The Princess and the Frog. Kinda surprised you've not seen it; it's actually quite good. Sleeping Beauty's name is Aurora, but it doesn't matter, because that's the boringest Disney "Princess" movie.

You left out a few, Mulan being the most glaring (but, hey, even Disney ignores her 99% of the time, so they can hype how they've got a "minority" princess now, never mind they skip the Chinese one and somehow overlook that the Arabic one they do count isn't, uh, white). And I count Kida, because she's the daughter of a king and appears in a Disney cartoon, never mind if it's a badass action movie with no singing (Atlantis: The Lost Empire).

This being one of your less-disturbing topics, though, I'll bite.

9: Aurora (who even looks boring, for Christ's sake)
8: Snow White
7: Kida
6: Cinderella
5: Tiana
4: Jasmine
3: Belle
2: Ariel (but not if she's in mermaid mode... that'd be gross, even if she is a redhead)
1: Mulan
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

User avatar
vynsane
master of the universe
Posts: 5919
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:16 pm
Location: in my quiet place, punch-dancing out my rage
Contact:

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby vynsane » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:48 pm

anarky wrote:2: Ariel (but not if she's in mermaid mode... that'd be gross, even if she is a redhead)


"Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom???!!!"

didn't know about 'aurora' as the name for sleeping beauty. i heard 'briar rose' last time the little miss watched it.
Life is short. STUNT IT!

User avatar
Rollo Tomassi
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3000
Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:40 pm
Location: In a Long Box, bagged and boarded

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:30 am

I'd shag Inspector Gadget's niece, Penny.

What? She's not a Disney Princess?! Well FUCK YOU. I DON'T PLAY BY YOUR RULES...
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie

User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3206
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: Tugging on my weenis

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Tom Foolery » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:07 am

This topic is disturbingly funny. Zaphod is a mad genius.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
Image

User avatar
Diabolical
John Kalodner: John Kalodner
Posts: 6427
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pm
Location: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc.

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Diabolical » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:41 am

The new, obvious Disney princesses: Leia and Padme.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
Image
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.

User avatar
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8005
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
Location: barking up the wrong tree
Contact:

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Ran » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:04 pm


User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17110
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby anarky » Sun Mar 09, 2014 9:45 pm

Eh, gotta admit, that one was trying way too hard.

And Mulan was a Chinese legend, not an historical figure.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3206
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: Tugging on my weenis

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:36 pm

I laughed at the Fox and Hound one. Because even at age six, I thought the same thing. I probably couldn't have articulated it at the time, but the ending has a segregation slant to it. "you'll be happier with your own kind..."



Oh, and back to the original topic. Anna and Elsa menage for the win.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
Image

User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17110
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby anarky » Sun Mar 09, 2014 10:49 pm

Rapunzel post-haircut's kinda hot because she looks like Mandy Moore.

And I'd go with an Anna/Mulan menage. Redhead and Asian, my favorites. :thegrin:
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!

User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3206
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: Tugging on my weenis

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:00 pm

Mandy Moore is totally hot. I'd bang her like a judge's gavel.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
Image

User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 3206
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: Tugging on my weenis

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Tom Foolery » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:06 pm

My suspension of disbelief is being tested. Vanelope and Ralph go to the internet and there’s not ONE Pornhub or Brazzers logo anywhere in the background or mentioned? I call bullshit.



"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
Image

User avatar
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8005
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
Location: barking up the wrong tree
Contact:

Re: rank the disney princesses by fuckability

Postby Ran » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:39 pm

Too bad Disney Infinity 4.0 was cancelled. It was supposed to allow crossovers of some sort between Disney, Marvel, and Star Wars. It would have been perfect for this.


Return to “movies”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest