Captain America: The First Avenger [spoilers]

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby jjreason » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:37 am

I'm jacked for Cap #2!

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Jul 13, 2013 10:59 am

Heh. The movie comes out on my parents' 50th Wedding Anniversary.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby The Grin » Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:57 pm

jjreason wrote:I'm jacked for Cap #2!

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Tom Foolery wrote:Heh. The movie comes out on my parents' 50th Wedding Anniversary.


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I'm jacked for the Foolery's Anniversary.


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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:47 pm

Mmmmmurica! Fuck Yeah!!

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby vynsane » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:42 pm

that looks fantastic.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Nov 10, 2013 9:41 pm

I saw the 5-minute Cap2 scene in IMAX that's tacked on the front of Thor 2 today. It's basically the entire elevator fight scene. And then the rest of the trailer. It wuz awesumz. Having only watched the trailer on my tiny phone screen, it looks fan-fucking-tastic in IMAX. The Helicarrier crash is totes ballz yo! I'm pumped for April. After the misfire of IM3, the Thor and Cap movies have got me revved for the Marvel U again.
Guardians and AntMan are gonna have a tough time keeping this amp level.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Diabolical » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:47 am

"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:31 pm

From the premiere. Here come the pregnancy boobs.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

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Just a poppin'.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby anarky » Fri Mar 14, 2014 8:47 pm

Her head looks massive in this photo, though.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby DeckardSmith » Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:33 am

I now know what they mean by the phrase 'dirty pillows'. I want to put my head and those and have pleasant dreams.

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby vynsane » Sat Mar 15, 2014 11:14 am

anarky wrote:Her head looks massive in this photo, though.


because it's a wide-angle lens, close-up, zoomed-out in order to get her in-frame head-to-toe.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Diabolical » Tue Mar 18, 2014 10:56 pm

Until it gets taken down, the first 10 minutes of Captain America: The Winter Soldier:
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/ ... s/?a=96320
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:37 am

Just saw it.

IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

I don't think my erection is going to go down for at least a week.

So many awesome Easter eggs in the movie.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:10 am

DUM ASS IT IS NOT ESTHER YET, I DO KNOW WON'T ESTHER EGGS IN MY MOVE! :mad:

I DID NOT LIEK IT, I DID NOT LIEK THE WAY CAPTEN AMERIGO SAYED 2 FALCONE, HEY I AM GAY U R GAY LETS SOLDER OUR LOVE ALL WINTER!
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