Captain America: The First Avenger [spoilers]

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Diabolical » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:17 pm

Tom Foolery wrote:Just saw it.

IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

I don't think my erection is going to go down for at least a week.

So many awesome Easter eggs in the movie.
Kinda hate you right now.

Is the "Better than The Avengers" bit just hype, or is it pretty valid?
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:06 pm

Better than/Just as Good as. It's a toss up. Both movies are excellent.
It's the first film in a long time I immediately wanted to rewatch.
Even Thor 2 and IM3 I was fine waiting until the DVD came out.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:52 am

I like how the ads and reviews are proudly saying it's the best Marvel movie since The Avengers. Iron Man 3 and Thor 2 aren't exactly high hurdles.

Anyway, I'm glad the target audience seems to be receiving it well.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby jjreason » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:07 pm

I just had a shit I enjoyed looking at more than I did Iron Man 3. I'm seeing Cap tomorrow & hoping it's significantly better than my shit (which was only moderate, not great by any stretch).
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Diabolical » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:00 pm

Just got home. Holy shit!
Not as fun as The Avengers, but probably Marvel's second best flick so far.
I'm really excited to see what this is going to do to the cinematic universe going forward (and really curious as to how it will effect/alter Agents of SHIELD.

So many great easter eggs also.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby vynsane » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:11 pm

glad to hear it. while i enjoyed IM3 and thought T:TDW was on par with the first, i've been really looking forward to this one.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:52 pm

May we have an ETA on when y'all might get around to seeing it? So we can discuss without copious Spoiler Tags?

I love that the movie borrowed heavily from a story written by DCs current EiC. Irony!

I loved the headstone.

And the Mid-Credits Scene was the tits.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby vynsane » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:52 am

i'm probably not going to see it until sometime after next weekend. if everyone else agrees, i'm cool with you guys discussing without spoiler tags in here, i can just avoid the topic until i've seen it.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby anarky » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:43 am

I wish I could see movies when they first come out more often. :( I'm hoping I get to the theater at all.

Especially since there are apparently tits in the mid-credits scene, and Scarlett Johanssen is in the movie, so I assume they must be her tits.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby jjreason » Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:35 pm

Nah, the internet would have imploded already were that the case. Titties is titties though, can't say I'm not looking forward to that. :beard:

I'll be heading out some time this afternoon or early evening to see it.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:07 pm

I think that there's an actor in the mid-credits sequence who has shown her titties in another film(and thus easy to locate on the internet) and that got translated into 'tits in Cap 2 credit scene'.
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Diabolical » Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:20 pm

Tits in a Marvel movie?
Did you read that back on Tuesday?
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby anarky » Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:49 pm

No, you crazy fucks. Scroll up a bit:
Tom Foolery wrote:And the Mid-Credits Scene was the tits.

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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby jjreason » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:06 pm

Confirming there were no tits. There was fucking awesome movieness to a factor I've rarely seen though. Damn, that was really fantastic. :shock:
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Re: Captain America: The First Avenger

Postby Tom Foolery » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:42 pm

jjreason wrote:Confirming there were no tits. There was fucking awesome movieness to a factor I've rarely seen though. Damn, that was really fantastic. :shock:


At one point, there was some lovely ScarJo sideboob. I distinctly remember pointing it out to the guy next to me.

And the movie fucking wailed guitar like Kris Kristofferson riding a TRex thru time.
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