Anyone give a shit about the Oscars?

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Re: Anyone give a shit about the Oscars?

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:10 am

Anyone give a shit about the Oscars?

Apparently this year I didn’t.
Didn’t see hardly any of the nominated films.
Didn’t know who or what was nominated.
Didn’t even watch them.

All I can say about this year’s selections is....it’s about goddamn time you fuckers gave Gary Oldman a statue. The man has been a national..nay..a GLOBAL treasure for decades.

And also to add to what Diabolical said about BP making more money than Justice League, a remake of Creature from the Black Lagoon won best picture. Are we sure we are not in the Matrix?
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Re: Anyone give a shit about the Oscars?

Postby Diabolical » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:28 am

I haven't seen many of the best picture nominees, despite owning two of them on blu-ray (Dunkirk and Get Out).
I wanted to see 5/8, but most of them didn't play in my area.
Looking at the list of the big 6 categories, I haven't seen any of them.

But I watched the show anyway. It was mildly entertaining.
Politically light (minus several immigrant nods) and way too many #victimgame or #girlpower or whatever they're calling it this week.
And too many jokes about last year's Moonlight/La La Land fuck up.
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Re: Anyone give a shit about the Oscars?

Postby jjreason » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:07 pm

Gary Oldman & Guillermo Del Toro got well deserved kisses. I know nothing of Guillermo Del Toro other than his movies look great and are well loved, but Pan's Labyrinth creeped me way out (not sure why but I thought this was going to be a family type thing) so I never kept going with them.

I've never seen any of them either, but Frances McDormand's billboards thing looked interesting enough.
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